CREATE YOUR OWN PUN, I need 2 puns for English ASAP
example; bark- means a part of a tree and a sound a dog makes. Pun- the dog is barking up the wrong tree?

Tissues can't tell jokes--

Because they have a dry sense of humor!

What did the ketchup say to the refrigerator when somebody opened the door?

"Hey close the door! I'm dressing!"

If i could rearrange the alphabet--

I would put U, and I together!

Um.. I think there's something wrong with my phone..

It doesn't have your number on it.

I wish I was cross-eyed--

So I can see you twice!

I wanted to take pictures of the fog this morning--

but I mist it! ... I guess I'll dew it tomorrow!

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Its a small pub. It is populated by men. Four or five are watching a chess game. Two men are playing darts. The conversation is loud and there is often laughter. We establish the types and the general level of noise in the room. The door opens revealing David and Jack. There is silence and all are staring at the two boys.


Its traditional Englishness combines with greasy stainless steel and glass. It is populated by mostly pale young men with longish hair. Several older men are ruddy complexioned and sport large mustaches. Four or five are watching a chess game. Two men are playing darts. The conversation is loud and there is often laughter. But there is something unsavory about these people. A look of leanness and poverty. They seem inbred and somehow sullen. We establish the types and the general level of noise in the room. The door opens revealing David and Jack. There is dead silence and all are staring in a not friendly way at the two boys who are made uncomfortable by all the strange attention. They give each other a "what?" look, then turn to the assembled populace.

Read the two passages above. They are both descriptions from a movie script but the first one has had all of the descriptive and sensory language removed. Discuss how the second one helps the reader visualize the scene.

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From the boy who harnessed the wind

describe khamba from chapter 2.

Select the correct text in the passage.
Which sentence in this excerpt from Anton Chekhov's The Proposal best reveals the setting of the play?
NATALYA STEPANOVNA: Well, there! It's you, and papa said, "Go; there's a merchant come for his goods."
How do you do, Ivan Vassilevitch!

LOMOV: How do you do, honoured Natalya Stepanovna?

NATALYA STEPANOVNA: You must excuse my apron and négligé. . . . we're shelling peas for drying. Why haven't you been here for such a long time? Sit down. [They seat themselves] Won't you have some lunch?

LOMOV: No, thank you, I've had some already.

NATALYA STEPANOVNA: Then smoke. . . . Here are the matches. . . . The weather is splendid now, but yesterday it was so wet that the workmen didn't do anything all day.
How much hay have you stacked? Just think, I felt greedy and had a whole field cut, and now I'm not at all pleased about it because I'm afraid my hay may rot.
I ought to have waited a bit. But what's this? Why, you're in evening dress! Well, I never! Are you going to a ball, or what?—though I must say you look better. Tell me, why are you got up like that?

LOMOV: [Excited] You see, honoured Natalya Stepanovna . . . the fact is, I've made up my mind to ask you to hear me out. . . . Of course you'll be surprised and perhaps even angry, but a . . . [Aside] It's awfully cold!

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What does drought mean

How does the content of the passage reflect the author's point of view?

A writer for a science textbook would like to provide a long list of lab safety rules in an organized way. Which print or graphic feature would most effectively accomplish this task?
a glossary
b bulleted list
c bold print
d chart/graph​

Which sentence uses the future perfect tense?
A. Andy will try out for the school band this year.
B. Andy wants to be in the jazz band when he gets to middle school.
C. The director of the band will ask Andy what instrument he thinks he will be able to play.
D. By the end of the school year, Andy will have practiced playing his new trumpet every single day.

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2. If Neeta...... the exam, she will not come to school, (fail fails/ failed)​

(You will get 30 points for answering this)

Select a sentence from the body of this article that can be removed without affecting the author's explanation. Place the sentence in quotes and explain why it is an unnecessary detail.


New Technology Leads to Bigger Cities

In the 1800s, the United States was still a very young nation, trying to solidify its identity. The Industrial Revolution began in Great Britain, a fast development of society following the introduction of machines. The United States was slower than Great Britain to fully embrace the changes. Yet key technological developments caused a rapid growth in American urban areas.

Better farming methods and tools in the 1800s increased food production. Americans were able to grow enough food for their families as well as to sell. The abundance caused food prices to fall.

The expansion of cotton and the growth of textile factories in northern states helped produce the first wave of American industry. More people turned to work in northern factories as a way to support their families. Thousands of immigrants to the United States also settled in or near port cities, looking for work. Even today, the need for work is a common reason people move to urban areas.

As a result, cities grew in numbers of people and physical space. As more people and businesses moved in, they needed buildings for living and working. They needed ways to move around the city. We call this process urbanization.

In 1820, the United States had only a few cities of 10,000 residents or more. About seven percent of U.S. residents lived in urban areas. The number of cities with more than 10,000 people grew quickly over the next 40 years, especially in the Northeast and Midwest. By 1860, about 20 percent lived in cities. Philadelphia and New York City were the most populated cities in 1860 and would soon reach one million residents.

The urbanization of the United States quickened due to technology improvements. Without innovations in food production, the factories could not have grown so quickly. The trend quickened after 1860 and continued throughout the 21st century as well. By 2007, more Americans lived in or near cities than they did in rural areas.



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What is an example of logos

The purpose of this essay will be
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The topic of this essay could be
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in give me liberty or give me death what is henrys view of reconciling with the british

"Mending Wall" describing in this poem? Why does the job have to be done every year? Use textual evidence to explain your answer.

sevelt

How does Monroe develop his argument in the excerpt from "The Monroe

Doctrine"?

When was Equality finally happy? in anthem

True or false: when placed in water, a ball moves from one place to another with the waves.

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Read the following quotation from Ch. 8. Use details from the chapter to support your response to one of the questions that follow.




“I wouldn’t want you to see him. You’re a traitor to your own kind and not loyal to us. Do you think your spying for us makes up for the fact that you’re sitting there in a Corvette while my brother drops out of school to get a job? Don’t you ever feel sorry for us. Don’t you ever try to give us handouts and then feel high and mighty about it.”




Respond to one of the following prompts. Write the number of the prompt you are responding to before your response.




How does this quote contribute to the development of conflict in the story?

Now that Ponyboy has had this outburst, how might his relationship with Cherry change?

How does this quote convey Ponyboy’s point of view concerning the divide between the greasers and the socs?

what is repeating a decimal

Which important idea in this article explains why Martin Luther King made the choices described in the letter? (A) Segregation protects the rights of black people. (B) White people in the South are against segregation. (C) The Supreme Court ruled to end school segregated. (D) Black people will wait for segregation to end on its own.

What point is the author trying to make in the article? Plastic straws will be around regardless of the other materials. Straws are a necessity to have and other materials are better options. Other alternatives have just as many positives and negatives as plastic straws. There are many alternatives that can be used to make straws instead of plastic.

From Darl:
Tull's wagon stands beside the spring, hitched to the rail, the
reins wrapped about the seat stanchion. In the wagon bed are
two chairs. Jewel stops the spring and takes the gourd from
the willow branch and drinks. I pass him and mount the path,
beginning to hear Cash's saw.
When I reach the top he has quit sawing. Standing in a litter of
chips, he is fitting two of the boards together. Between the
shadow spaces they are yellow as gold, like soft gold, bearing on
their flanks in smooth undulations the marks of the adze blade: a
good carpenter, Cash is. He holds the two planks on the trestle,
fitted along the edges in a quarter of the finished box. He kneels
and squints along the edge of them, then he lowers them and
takes up the adze. A good carpenter. Addie Bundren could not
want a better one, better box to lie in. It will give her confidence
and comfort
How do the two narrators differ in how they tell the story of Addie Bundren's
impending death, and what does the reader learn about each narrator? Be sure to
use specific details from the text to support your answer.

Identify the tense used in the sentence. "Nick has purchased a new laptop.​

Read this excerpt from The Miracle Worker.

ANAGNOS: . . . It will no doubt be difficult for you there, Annie. But it has been difficult for you at our school too, hm? Gratifying, yes, when you came to us and could not spell your name, to accomplish so much here in a few years, but always an Irish battle. For independence.

(He studies ANNIE, humorously; she does not open her eyes.)

This is my last time to counsel you, Annie, and you do lack some – by some I mean all – what, tact or talent to bend. To others. And what had saved you on more than one occasion here at Perkins is that there was nowhere to expel you to. Your eyes hurt?

ANNIE: My ears, Mr. Anagnos.

(And now she has opened her eyes; they are inflamed. Vague, slightly crossed, clouded by the granular growth of trachoma, and she often keeps them closed to shut out the pain of light.)

ANAGNOS [SEVERELY]: Nowhere but back to Tewksbury, where children learn to be saucy. Annie, I know how dreadful it was there, but that battle is dead and done with, why not let it stay buried?

Which of these statements provides the best summary of the scene?What was the Federalists’ argument for not adding a separate bill of rights to the Constitution?

we use a lot of ....... in our houses nowadays

fill in the blank space.
1. appliances
2. routes

which one is it
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A. Write: What two traits did the majority of immigrants during this period have in common?

shakespeare wrote most of his plays and poems in a set with five pairs of unstressed and stressed syllables per line.

What was the purpose of Susan B. Anthony's speech about women's rights?

А) To undermine the American system of government
B) To convince listeners that women voting should not be considered a crime
C)To provide entertainment for people in the courthouse
D) To prove that women are not as knowledgeable about the government as men are